The Quote Factor

There's one element that keeps us all going during tough times: funny stuff. Loads of funny stuff happens all the time. However, we usually forget it. To that end, I've decided to make this quote file. Did someone say something funny on MSN, in an email or real life? Feel free to send it in, and I'll add it, (for posterity).

NB: there are no real quotes here yet... Nothing funny or impressive... That's why I need you to send in some.

Mark: I said something funny once...

Huw: I didn't like the second The Italian Job as much as the first one... not as much of a cliff hanger.

//I'm not sure if this one ever actually happened or not...

David: Note to self: never eat again.
Michelle: Why not?
David: It's like there's a party in my stomach, but I'm not invited... And now they're all drunk and lying on the couch in a pool of their own vomit.

Last updated Friday, 5 May 2006, 21:46.