[20:59] Iron Terrapin: would you vote for The American Sex with Furtinture Party?
[21:00] KupoNutsGrrl: ...
[21:00] KupoNutsGrrl: no...
[21:01] Iron Terrapin: i see, so you're of the opinion that our current government is doing an adequate job and demands no improvement?
[21:01] KupoNutsGrrl: ....
[21:01] KupoNutsGrrl: no...
[21:01] KupoNutsGrrl: I think we should just kill all politicians...
[21:01] Iron Terrapin: ... but you wouldn't vote for the ASwFP?
[21:02] KupoNutsGrrl: why furniture?
[21:03] Iron Terrapin: the party is founded on the principles of honor and discipline, it intends to remove corruption from our current system of government, to wrench power from those who don't deserve it
[21:04] KupoNutsGrrl: ...by fucking furniture?
[21:04] Iron Terrapin: i believe that answers your question
[21:04] Iron Terrapin: no... sex with furniture is not the means to this end
[21:04] Iron Terrapin: its just the name of the party
[21:05] KupoNutsGrrl: oh
[21:05] KupoNutsGrrl: right
[21:05] KupoNutsGrrl: o.O
[21:05] Iron Terrapin: so would you vote for the ASwFP or not?
[21:06] KupoNutsGrrl: I can't vote
[21:06] Iron Terrapin: would you take up arms for the party then? should the need arise for violence?
[21:06] KupoNutsGrrl: are they politicians?
[21:07] Iron Terrapin: anyone who involves themselves in politics becomes a politician, unfortunatly
[21:07] Iron Terrapin: your understanding of society is... limited if you think politics can be avoided entirely while we remain human
[21:09] KupoNutsGrrl: no, if they are politicians, I'm just gonna shoot them :-D
[21:10] Iron Terrapin: ultimatly, the question is: are you concerned with the future of mankind or only with your own existence
[21:10] KupoNutsGrrl: the latter
[21:10] KupoNutsGrrl: fuck mankind
[21:12] Iron Terrapin: i hope i'll be able to get you to change your mind some day
[21:12] KupoNutsGrrl: you'll have to reverse the plague of stupidity first...then maybe I'll care a little...
[21:13] Iron Terrapin: the ASwFP recognizes the free will of individuals and their right not to participate in mankind's manifest destiny, but only in so far as their existence does not put an unreasonable strain on resources
[21:14] KupoNutsGrrl: I don't really care what they think
[21:14] Iron Terrapin: also, i've been told that the ASwFP "is not opposed to the future of mankind"
[21:14] KupoNutsGrrl: if they feel lke they can rule my existence, they can fuck off
[21:15] Iron Terrapin: well anyway, i should tell you that the party leader is grant, and that i'm really not looking forward to destroying the party's enemies now that i know you're one of them
[21:15] KupoNutsGrrl: oh man, now I'm gonna hafta murder you and Grant
[21:17] KupoNutsGrrl: this makes me sad
[21:17] KupoNutsGrrl: unless of course, you guess wish to hire me to destroy your enemies
[21:17] KupoNutsGrrl: I'll do that
[21:17] KupoNutsGrrl: 'cause I wuv you
[21:18] KupoNutsGrrl: *guys
[21:18] Iron Terrapin: i'm not entirely sure how grant feels about anything i just said, but i don't really care, thats the party's purpose as far as i'm concerned
[21:18] KupoNutsGrrl: I dunno why I typed guess instead of guys
[21:19] Iron Terrapin: one serves the party, the ideals of the party, not any individual with in it
[21:19] KupoNutsGrrl: alright you sound like a zealot
[21:19] Iron Terrapin: you'll need to under go reeducation to make sure you are not suseptible to cults of personality and other such political dangers
[21:20] KupoNutsGrrl: yeah...Armen....I want you to stare into this light...Imma go get the straight jacket...
[21:20] Iron Terrapin: don't you trust me?
[21:21] KupoNutsGrrl: ...sure I do...sure...
[21:21] Iron Terrapin: you don't sound convincing meg, you can be a bad liar sometimes
[21:22] KupoNutsGrrl: I hate politics
[21:22] KupoNutsGrrl: can't I just horribly maim and torture your enemies and leave it at that?
[21:24] Iron Terrapin: violence is a cycle meg, atrocities only beget atrocities. the cycle can never be stopped in its tracks, only wound down slowly
[21:24] Iron Terrapin: it takes a skilled social engineer to do that
[21:24] KupoNutsGrrl: humanity does not have the ability to stop committing atrocities
[21:24] KupoNutsGrrl: it is in our flawed nature
[21:25] Iron Terrapin: of course! we are animals! but we are the only animal that can analyze itself, that can better itself
[21:25] Iron Terrapin: there was a time when social engineers were called priests and clerics, when they used the name of god, and such times have not ended
[21:26] KupoNutsGrrl: yeah but we have to -want- to improve ourselves
[21:26] KupoNutsGrrl: we might have the ability but we certainly don't have the motivation
[21:26] Iron Terrapin: the ASwFP seeks to motivate, we seek to guide society towards utopia
[21:27] KupoNutsGrrl: that's a noble cause, but there will always be someone to disagree with you and do the opposite
[21:27] KupoNutsGrrl: unless you plan on a: eradicating all the crazies or b: brainwashing them, I fear you are doomed to fail
[21:28] Iron Terrapin: no one opposes the will of god, the will of a true god
[21:28] KupoNutsGrrl: I do
[21:28] Iron Terrapin: hahaha! you don't know the will of god!
[21:28] Iron Terrapin: you don't know my will!
[21:28] Iron Terrapin: the ASwFP will be god and satan all in one, the ASwFP is transhuman
[21:28] KupoNutsGrrl: yeah but I still opposei t
[21:28] KupoNutsGrrl: and I oppose the idea of god, and of satan
[21:29] Iron Terrapin: we need god, and we need satan, don't you understand?
[21:29] KupoNutsGrrl: you do
[21:29] KupoNutsGrrl: I don't
[21:29] Iron Terrapin: what do you believe in then?
[21:30] Iron Terrapin: nothing? is that all there is to your existene?
[21:30] Iron Terrapin: you can't oppose the will of god when you don't understand it, and i don't speak of an actual mystical god, i speak of the concept
[21:31] KupoNutsGrrl: whatever I want to.  Myself.  The idea that there is a power beyond what we can grasp, and that there are many aspects of it.  it is neither good or evil, it is everything and nothing and I can do whatever I want with it.  I don't need the bible and the ideas of god and satan and heaven and hell.  I don't call it god.  It's not god.
[21:31] KupoNutsGrrl: it just is.
[21:32] KupoNutsGrrl: it has no will
[21:32] Iron Terrapin: you are not far from the truth, but you are missing the key point
[21:32] Iron Terrapin: the power is there, and its yours to take
[21:33] KupoNutsGrrl: then I am my own god, and I have my own will
[21:33] Iron Terrapin: will you take it? will you create your own god, will you become god, or are you satisfied merely denying someone elses?
[21:33] Iron Terrapin: yes! your own god!
[21:33] Iron Terrapin: but if you are god, where is the power?
[21:33] KupoNutsGrrl: in me
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: in everything
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: in you
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: in this cup of tea I'm drinking
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: in poop even
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: it's everywhere
[21:34] Iron Terrapin: well, no not in poop
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: just gotta know how to use it
[21:34] Iron Terrapin: never in poop...
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: yep, in poop
[21:34] Iron Terrapin: no, seriously, never in poop...
[21:34] Iron Terrapin: seriously...
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: no seriously, in poop too
[21:34] Iron Terrapin: NO GODDAMIT! THERE IS NO POWER IN POOP!
[21:34] KupoNutsGrrl: you dare deny poop it's own right to power?
[21:35] KupoNutsGrrl: you're saying poop is a void then, nothingness
[21:35] KupoNutsGrrl: it is a thing
[21:35] KupoNutsGrrl: it is something
[21:35] KupoNutsGrrl: thus, in poop too
[21:35] Iron Terrapin: well, there's manure, but uh... anyway
[21:35] Iron Terrapin: you've stumbled upon the purpose of the ASwFP, we (or just me, i doubt grant agrees) seek to find how to use this power
[21:36] KupoNutsGrrl: you don't know how?
[21:36] KupoNutsGrrl: sillies
[21:36] Iron Terrapin: are there limits to the things you can do?
[21:36] Iron Terrapin: any limits at all?
[21:36] KupoNutsGrrl: only mental barriers that I am too crazy to overcome
[21:37] Iron Terrapin: there is no difference between the mental and the physical, a mental barrier is just chemials and electrical impulses
[21:37] KupoNutsGrrl: it's still a barrier
[21:37] Iron Terrapin: then you admit there are limits!
[21:38] Iron Terrapin: then you admit that Sex with Furniture is the true god!
[21:38] KupoNutsGrrl: no
[21:38] KupoNutsGrrl: I am the true god
[21:39] Iron Terrapin: a god with limits...
[21:39] KupoNutsGrrl: and you are saying you are unlimited>?
[21:40] Iron Terrapin: of course not, but i am saying i have unlimited potential
[21:40] Iron Terrapin: not me alone, but all of us
[21:40] KupoNutsGrrl: and I am saying that I am making you believe whatever I want you to
[21:40] Iron Terrapin: all of us who follow the way of sex with furniture
[21:40] KupoNutsGrrl: if I had no limits, do you honestly think I would tell you?
[21:40] KupoNutsGrrl: your ignorance is part of my godliness
[21:40] Iron Terrapin: hehe, you're clever
[21:41] KupoNutsGrrl: sex with furniture has piqued my interest, I"ll think about it =p
[21:41] Iron Terrapin: but don't think that questions of reality a new, even before the matrix there was plato
[21:41] KupoNutsGrrl: yes I'm aware
[21:42] Iron Terrapin: if there is even a smallest seed of doubt in you, remember that the ASwFP extends to infinity
[21:43] KupoNutsGrrl: righto
[21:44] Iron Terrapin: awesome, i'm just gonna say the American Sex with Furniture Party has three members now
[21:44] KupoNutsGrrl: o.O
[21:44] KupoNutsGrrl: okay
[21:44] KupoNutsGrrl: if you feel like it
[21:44] Iron Terrapin: too late, you're in
[21:44] Iron Terrapin: you'll under go reeducation next weekend
[21:44] KupoNutsGrrl: you are not reeducating me
[21:45] KupoNutsGrrl: I will curse your ass from here to Tokyo
[21:45] Iron Terrapin: you'd be better of mentioning your knife...
[21:45] Iron Terrapin: not that an agent of the party fears death, you should know, being one yourself!
[21:47] KupoNutsGrrl: Like I said your ignorance....
[21:48] Iron Terrapin: anyway, don't worry, reeducation will be fun